Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Friday, April 10, 2009

Hot women love gay men

Went clubbing the other night and saw throngs of hot women in the VIP section grinding up against these two gay guys.

I got to admit- as a straight man - sometimes I wish I were gay. It would be cool. we'd get home, watch basketball on the TV, play some video games and then have sex. That would be both awesome and convenient. Plus, I wouldn't have to blow a lot of money on dinners and flowers.

For this and other reasons I don't attract many women. Actually I don't attract any women, but that's not the point. Gay men seem to have the power to attract women. It's not fair.

I can't really explain why hot girls are into gay men. I think it has something to do with the fact that too many men lust for them and consequently they seek attention from the only people that have no business giving attention to them in the first place.

It makes no sense, but then hot girls and have no business being into me, so I guess it's more or less the same. People always want what they can't have. How depressing.

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Fujimori behind bars


“I had to govern from hell,” he said. “That is why I am being judged.”

- Original Gangsta